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I just made apple crumble and oh my fucking science, I am dying it is so good. It smells like McDonald’s apple pie but tastes like heaven.
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hey can i have that yellow starburst?
– no one
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Hey, today!
Is my 2nd Diabetic Anniversary.
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Zac Efron
Alex: He was at an awards show the other night, and he dropped a condom and just tried to play it off all cool.
Me: He just had a condom...at an awards show...?
Alex: Well if you're Zac Efron, why wouldn't you have a condom?
Me: To spread your seed, obviously.
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